User:Lightprince/Reasons I Changed My Global Name

Welcome

...to my first easter egg page. I might make more in the future, but we'll see what ideas I'll come up with first...

I Hated my old Global

It's true. I couldn't stand my global name in the least. I chose it somewhere around Issue 10 thinking I was being terribly clever, but here's a list of reasons I changed it
(for a third time):

1. When I read it, it sounds like 'cock sander' in my head.
2. It was totally pompous.
3. It wasn't anything that resembled a name in any way. If anything, it was a noun.
4. It's derived from a really obscure reference that I don't think anyone but myself understands.
5. I love change. I'd had that global for long enough, and it was time for something new!
6. It didn't match my Paragon Wiki username.
7. I came up with something so much better. And by better, I mean "Not All of the Above".