User:Lightprince/Reasons I Changed My Global Name
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Welcome
...to my first easter egg page. I might make more in the future, but we'll see what ideas I'll come up with first...
I Hated my old Global
It's true. I couldn't stand my global name in the least. I chose it somewhere around Issue 10 thinking I was being terribly clever, but here's a list of reasons I changed it
(for a third time):
- When I read it, it sounds like 'cock sander' in my head.
- It was totally pompous.
- It wasn't anything that resembled a name in any way. If anything, it was a noun.
- It's derived from a really obscure reference that I don't think anyone but myself understands.
- I love change. I'd had that global for long enough, and it was time for something new!
- It didn't match my Paragon Wiki username.
- I came up with something so much better. And by better, I mean "Not All of the Above".