User:Lightprince/Reasons I Changed My Global Name
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Welcome
Welcome to my first easter egg page. I might make more in the future, but we'll see what ideas I'll come up with first...
I Hate my Global
It's true. I can't stand my global name in the least. I chose it a year ago thinking I was being terribly clever, but here's a list of reasons I want it changed (for a third time):
- When I read it, it sounds like 'cock sander' in my head.
- It's totally pompous.
- It's not a anything that resembles a name in any way. If anything, it's a noun.
- It's derived from a really obscure reference that I don't thnk anyone but myself understands.
- I love change. I've had this global for long enough, and it's time for something new!
- It doesn't match my Paragon Wiki username.
- I could come up with something so much better.