User:Lightprince/Reasons I Changed My Global Name

Welcome

...to my first easter egg page. I might make more in the future, but we'll see what ideas I'll come up with first...

I Hate my Global

It's true. I can't stand my global name in the least. I chose it a year ago thinking I was being terribly clever, but here's a list of reasons I want it changed (for a third time):

1. When I read it, it sounds like 'cock sander' in my head.
2. It's totally pompous.
3. It's not anything that resembles a name in any way. If anything, it's a noun.
4. It's derived from a really obscure reference that I don't think anyone but myself understands.
5. I love change. I've had this global for long enough, and it's time for something new!
6. It doesn't match my Paragon Wiki username.
7. I could come up with something so much better.