User:Kung-Fu Jesus

Lies This user's global chat handle is @Kung-Fu Jesus. This user is Steadfast. This user plays City of Villains on the Pinnacle server. This user plays City of Villains on the Protector server. This user plays City of Heroes on the Virtue server.

I play City of Villains. Surprise. Also, I've made some contributions to Paragon Wiki.

Pretty Pictures

Gerbits	Kung-Fu Jesus	Operative Varenkov	Rushovski

Characters

Pinnacle

Name	Archetype	Origin	Primary Powers	Secondary Powers
Barkbeard	Dominator	Magic	Plant Control	Thorny Assault
A Scottish druid and ecoterrorist. With a beard.
The Dastardly Gentleman	Stalker	Magic	Ninja Blade	Regeneration
An assassin with a katana, top hat, and a penchant for not freakin' dying.
Gaybeard	Brute	Natural	Dual Blades	Willpower
A jolly ol' pirate, and even though he's gay that doesn't mean he's gay.
Gerbits	Brute	Mutation	Dark Melee	Invulnerability
A wolf-man in a suit.
Kung-Fu Jesus	Mastermind	Magic	Ninjas	Force Field
Jesus. With Ninjas.
Madam Stiletto	Stalker	Natural	Martial Arts	Super Reflexes
Assassinates people with high heels.
Mittens the Kitten	Stalker	Technology	Claws	Dark Armor
A cat who became fused with a Nictus and then built himself a robotic body to commit crimes in. In other words, your standard, run-of-the-mill, uninspired character.
Mr. Belial	Dominator	Magic	Mind Control	Fiery Assault
An devilish businessman. More devilish than the average businessman.
Mr. Venin	Mastermind	Natural	Thugs	Poison
Leader of bunch of thugs with a snake fetish. Or maybe they just name themselves after snakes to sound scary.
Operative Grey	Arachnos Soldier	Natural	Bane Spider Soldier	Bane Spider Training
Arachnos operative who is as interesting as her surname suggests.
Operative Varenkov	Corruptor	Mutation	Fire Blast	Thermal Radiation
Everybody's second favorite communist! Also know as everybody's favorite communist with breasts!
Rushovski	Corruptor	Technology	Assault Rifle	Radiation Emission
Everybody's favorite communist!
Tyrian Purple	Arachnos Widow	Natural	Night Widow Training	Widow Teamwork
Arachnos operative named after a color derived in her home city in Lebanon in remembrance of her birthplace. Also because it's just such a pretty color.
Voz del Diablo	Corruptor	Magic	Sonic Attack	Sonic Resonance
Metal, it comes from hell!

Protector

Name	Archetype	Origin	Primary Powers	Secondary Powers
Bobby Bourgeois	Mastermind	Technology	Mercenaries	Traps
Capitalism at its finest.
Operative Flowers	Arachnos Widow	Natural	Fortunata Training	Fortunata Teamwork
Arachnos operative named Theodore (Teddy) Bear Flowers. He does woman's work.
The Southern Shadow	Mastermind	Magic	Necromancy	Dark Miasma
Dresses like a gentleman, smells like a corpse.

Virtue

Name	Archetype	Origin	Primary Powers	Secondary Powers
Captain Tight Pants	Blaster	Science	Energy Blast	Energy Manipulation
Name taken from a quote from Firefly.
Dr. Casa	Defender	Science	Empathy	Psychic Blast
Basically, a Mexican Dr. House. Empathy isn't the best name for his power pool.
Foreman Foreman	Tanker	Natural	Willpower	War Mace
Foreman is a foreman, and he hits bad guys with a shovel. Kind of like the Shoveler.
Miss Miniskirt	Controller	Mutation	Illusion Control	Empathy
Porn star by day, superhero by night. Or the other way around. Whatever fits her schedule.
Robin of the Hood	Blaster	Technology	Archery	Devices
Kind of like Robin Hood, but cooler. For instance, he wears a fedora instead of that lame feathered hat Robin Hood wore.
The Slavic Storm	Defender	Magic	Storm Summoning	Electrical Blast
Fights crime with the power of Perun!
Sleepy Feet	Scrapper	Natural	Martial Arts	Willpower
A martial artist superhero who has narcolepsy.

Badges

Spruce Hammer For your efforts in editing an untold number of articles in the wiki for consistency and completeness, Guy Perfect has awarded you an honorary Spruce Hammer.

Who's Counting? It's been at least ten years since your first edit at Paragon Wiki, and, like fine vintage items, any more anniversaries are just numbers. This'll do.

Founder As a founding editor, your contributions have helped Paragon Wiki get off to a great start. (Awarded to everyone who made an edit in the year prior to September 1, 2006.)

Documenter Your efforts at documenting the contents of City of Heroes are greatly appreciated. (Awarded to everyone who made an edit in the year prior to September 1, 2007.)

Gatherer You've gathered more bits and bytes, and added them to Paragon Wiki. (Awarded to everyone who made an edit in the year prior to September 1, 2008.)

Knowledgebase With your help, Paragon Wiki has become an even more expansive repository of knowledge. (Awarded to everyone who made an edit in the year prior to September 1, 2012.)