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== Overview ==
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The transcript of the 2009 April Fools' Day '''City of Heroes: Golden Age''' screenshots was provided by [[Positron (Developer)|Positron]] on April 2, 2009, on the official forums.[http://web.archive.org/web/20121003113602/http://na.cityofheroes.com/en/news/news_archive/ncnorcal_announces_city_of_her.php]
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==Part 1==
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== Part 1 ==
 
[[File:April2009-01.jpg|100px|right]]
 
[[File:April2009-01.jpg|100px|right]]
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Welcome to City of Heroes(R), Horatio.
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Welcome to City of Heroes(R), Horatio.<br />
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You last played on 4/1/87.
  
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You last played on 4/1/87
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You find yourself standing in Atlas Plaza, the statue of Atlas towers above you. There is a <br />
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plaque at the base of the statue, and Miss Liberty stands on a platform to the north of the <br />
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statue.<br />
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To the south is Paragon City Hall. To the North is Atlas Drive. To the East is Emmert <br />
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Street. To the West is Dakan Ave.<br />
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Also here are Capt. Liberty, Ms. B. Haven, and The Luckster.<br />
  
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You find yourself standing in Atlas Plaza, the statue of Atlas towers above you. There is a
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>Go North
  
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plaque ar the base of the statue, and Miss Liberty stands on a platform north of the
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You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To <br />
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the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza.<br />
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There are two Police Officers here.<br />
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Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.<br />
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Mr. Awesome Guy yells “Someone changed my name!”<br />
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Mr. Awesome Guy smiles at you.<br />
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Mr. Awesome Guy whispers to you, “Want to team up against some Thugs?”<br />
  
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statue.
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>Whisper no
  
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To the south is Paragon City Hall. To the North is Atlas Drive. To the East is Emmert
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You whisper to Mr. Awesome Guy, “no”
  
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Street. To the West is Dakan Ave.
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>Go North
  
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Also here are Capt. Liberty, Ms. B. Haven, and The Luckster
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You find yourself in a park with a small lake in the middle of it. The park looks a tad run <br />
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down and unkempt. To the South is Atlas Drive. To the North is a lake.<br />
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There is a Thug here.<br />
  
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>Ataack Thug
  
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I don’t know what you are trying to do.<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 93)<br />
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The Thug hits you!<br />
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You lose 5 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 45 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
  
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>Go North
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>Attack Thug
  
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I don’t know what you are attacking the Thug with.<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 70)<br />
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The Thug hits you!<br />
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You lose 5 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 40 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
  
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You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To
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>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLASST
  
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the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza
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I don’t know what you are attacking the Thug with.<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 100)<br />
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The Thug critically hits you!<br />
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You lose 15 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 25 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.<br />
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You have 24 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
  
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There are two Police Officers here.
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>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLAST<br />
  
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Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.
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You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 24)<br />
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You miss!<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 56)<br />
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The Thug hits you!<br />
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You lose 5 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 19 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.<br />
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You have 18 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
  
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Mr. Awesome Guy yells "Someone changed my name!"
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>Go South
  
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Mr. Awesome Guy smiles at you.
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You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To <br />
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the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza.<br />
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There are two Police Officers here.<br />
 +
Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.<br />
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A Thug appears from the North.<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 84)<br />
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The Thug hits you!<br />
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You lose 5 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 13 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
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The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 12)<br />
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The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 65)<br />
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The Policeman hits the Thug.<br />
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The Policeman hits the Thug.<br />
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The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.<br />
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The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.<br />
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The Thug is defeated! (+0 experience points because the enemy was defeated by an NPC.)<br />
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.<br />
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You have 12 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
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Mr. Awesome Guy laughs at you!<br />
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Mr. Awesome Guy whispers, “should have teamed up!”<br />
  
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Mr. Awesome Guy whispers to you, "Want to team up against some Thugs?"
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{{clr}}
  
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== Part 2 ==
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[[File:April2009-02.jpg|100px|right]]
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>Bandage
  
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Who are you trying to Bandage?<br />
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.<br />
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You have 11 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
  
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>Whisper no
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>Bandage Self
  
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I don’t see Self anywhere around.<br />
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.<br />
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You have 10 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
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The BLEEDING WORSENS!<br />
  
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You whisper to Mr. Awesome Guy, "no"
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>Bandage myself
  
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I don’t see myself anywhere around.<br />
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You are BLEEDING profusely. You lose 5 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 5 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
  
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>Bandage me
  
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>Go North
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You attempt to bandage yourself.<br />
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You don’t have any bandages!<br />
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You are BLEEDING profusely. You lose 5 Hit Points.<br />
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You have 0 of 50 Hit Points remaining.<br />
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You have been defeated!<br />
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You can go to the Hospital or wait for someone to revive you.<br />
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Mr. Awesome Guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.<br />
  
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>go hospital
  
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You find yourself in a park with a small lake in the middle of it. The park looks a tad run
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An ambulance arrives at your location, you fall unconscious.<br />
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You awaken in the hospital in Atlas Park. Doctors have tended to your wounds and got you <br />
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back on your feet. There is a closet and a door in this room.<br />
  
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down and unkept. To the South is Atlas Drive. To the North is a lake.
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>Open closet
  
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There is a Thug here.
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You open the closet
  
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>Look closet
  
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>Ataack Thug
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You see Horatio’s Power Armor, Horatio’s Energy Blast Gauntlet, Horatio’s Rocket Boots, and <br />
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Horatio’s Targeting Array.
  
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>Get all in closet.
  
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I don't know what you are trying to do
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You get Horatio’s Power Armor.<br />
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You get Horatio’s Energy Blast Gauntlet.<br />
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You get Horatio’s Rocket Boots.<br />
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You get Horatio’s Targeting Array.<br />
  
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 93)
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>Equip Armor
  
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The Thug hits you!
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You put on Horatio’s Power Armor.
  
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You lose 5 Hit Points.
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>Equip Gauntlet
  
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You have 45 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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You put on Horatio’s Energy Blast Gauntlet.
  
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>Equip Boots
  
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You put on Horatio’s Rocket Boots.
  
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>Attack Thug
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>Equip Targeting Array
  
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You don’t have a Targeting.
  
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I don't know what you are attacking the Thug with.
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>Equip Array
  
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 70)
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You can’t equip Array.
  
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The Thug hits you!
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>Activate Array
  
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You lose 5 Hit Points.
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I don’t know what you are trying to do.
  
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You Have 40 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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>TURN ARRAY ON
  
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You activate Horatio’s Targeting Array.
  
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{{clr}}
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== Part 3 ==
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[[File:April2009-03.jpg|100px|right]]
  
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>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLASST
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>Go Door
  
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You make your way through the hospital, to the exit. You sign yourself out.<br />
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You are on Bleaker Street. To the east is Renwald Avenue. To the west is Emmert Street.<br />
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The City Hospital is here.<br />
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An Information Terminal is here.<br />
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Dr. Morena is standing on the corner. He looks like he has a mission for you.<br />
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Also here is Capt. Faceplant and Almostbulletproof.<br />
  
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I don't know what you are attacking the Thug with.
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>Look Terminal
  
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 100)
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You see a sign on the terminal that reads “coming soon!”
  
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The Thug critically hits you!
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>Talk to Dr. Morena
  
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You lose 15 Hit Points.
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Dr. Morena tells you, “Thanks for coming to see me, Horatio. The clinic across the street <br />
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has been dealing with more and more thugs breaking in and stealing the drugs there. Can you <br />
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do me a favor and check and see if any thugs are over there right now, and arrest them if <br />
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you need to?” (Type Accept to accept the mission)
  
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You have 25 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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>Accept
  
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
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I don’t know what you are trying to accept.
  
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You have 24 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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>Accept Mission
  
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There is no mission to accept.
  
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>Talk to Dr. Morena
  
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>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLAST
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Dr. Morena tells you, “Thanks for coming to see me, Horatio. The clinic across the street <br />
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has been dealing with more and more thugs breaking in and stealing the drugs there. Can you <br />
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do me a favor and check and see if any thugs are over there right now, and arrest them if <br />
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you need to?” (Type Accept to accept the mission)
  
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>Accept Mission
  
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You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 24)
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You accept the mission.<br />
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You are on Bleaker Street. To the east is Renwald Avenue. To the west is Emmert Street. <br />
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Across the street is the Clinic.<br />
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The City Hospital is here.<br />
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An Information Terminal is here.<br />
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Dr. Morena is standing on the corner.<br />
  
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You miss!
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>Go Clinic
  
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
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You are inside the Atlas Clinic. There are three Thugs here, stealing drugs. They don’t <br />
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immediately acknowledge you.
  
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You have 28 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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>Attack thug with energy blast
  
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You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 100)<br />
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You Critically Hit!<br />
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You deal 50 points of damage to the Thug.<br />
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You have defeated the Thug (+10 experience points)<br />
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The Thug drops a Pistol, a Holster, a Wallet, and a Drugs.<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 12)<br />
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The Thug misses you!<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 22)<br />
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The Thug misses you!<br />
  
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>Attack thug with energy blast
  
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>Go South
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You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 56)<br />
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You hit!<br />
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You deal 25 points of damage to the Thug.<br /><br />
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You have defeated the Thug (+10 experience points)<br />
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The Thug drops a Pistol, a Holster, a Wallet, and a Drugs.<br />
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 29)<br />
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The Thug misses you!<br />
  
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>Attack thug with energy blast
  
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You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To
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You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 77)<br />
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You hit!<br />
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You deal 25 points of damage to the Thug.<br />
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You have defeated the Thug (+10 experience points)<br />
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The Thug drops a Pistol, a Holster, a Wallet, and a Drugs.
  
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the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza
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{{clr}}
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== Part 4 ==
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[[File:April2009-04.jpg|100px|right]]
  
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There are two Police Officers here.
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>Look
  
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Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.
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You are inside the Atlas Clinic.<br />
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On the ground is a Pistol, a Pistol, a Pistol, a Holster, a Holster, a Holster, a Wallet, a <br />
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Wallet, a Wallet, a Drugs, a Drugs, and a Drugs.
  
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A Thug appears from the North.
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>Get Holster
  
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The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 84)
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Which Holster are you trying to get?
  
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The Thug hits you!
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>Get first Holster
  
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You lose 5 Hit Points.
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You pick up a Holster.
  
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You have 13 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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>Equip Holster
  
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The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 12)
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You equip the Holster.
  
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The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 65)
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>Get first pistol
  
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The Policeman hits the Thug.
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You pick up a pistol.
  
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The Policeman hits the Thug.
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>Put pistol in holster
  
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The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.
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You put the pistol into the holster on the floor.
  
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The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.
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>PUT PISTOL IN MY HOLSTER
  
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The Thug is defeated! (+0 experience points because the enemy was defeated by an NPC.)
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You don’t have a pistol.
  
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You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
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>GET PISTOL
  
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You have 12 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
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Which pistol are you trying to get?
  
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Mr. Awesome Guy laughs at you!
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>GET FIRST PISTOL
  
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Mr. Awesome Guy whispers, "should have teamed up!"
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You pick up a pistol.
  
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{{clr}}
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>PUT PISTOL IN MY HOLSTER
  
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==Part 2==
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You put the pistol into your holster.
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[[File:April2009-02.jpg|100px|right]]
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{{clr}}
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>QUIT
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==Part 3==
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[[File:April2009-03.jpg|100px|right]]
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Thank you for playing City of Heroes(R), Horatio.  
  
 
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==Part 4==
 
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[[File:April2009-04.jpg|100px|right]]
 
  
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[[Category:In-jokes]]

Latest revision as of 03:14, 28 November 2013

Overview

The transcript of the 2009 April Fools' Day City of Heroes: Golden Age screenshots was provided by Positron on April 2, 2009, on the official forums.[1]

Part 1

April2009-01.jpg

Welcome to City of Heroes(R), Horatio.
You last played on 4/1/87.

You find yourself standing in Atlas Plaza, the statue of Atlas towers above you. There is a
plaque at the base of the statue, and Miss Liberty stands on a platform to the north of the
statue.
To the south is Paragon City Hall. To the North is Atlas Drive. To the East is Emmert
Street. To the West is Dakan Ave.
Also here are Capt. Liberty, Ms. B. Haven, and The Luckster.

>Go North

You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To
the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza.
There are two Police Officers here.
Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.
Mr. Awesome Guy yells “Someone changed my name!”
Mr. Awesome Guy smiles at you.
Mr. Awesome Guy whispers to you, “Want to team up against some Thugs?”

>Whisper no

You whisper to Mr. Awesome Guy, “no”

>Go North

You find yourself in a park with a small lake in the middle of it. The park looks a tad run
down and unkempt. To the South is Atlas Drive. To the North is a lake.
There is a Thug here.

>Ataack Thug

I don’t know what you are trying to do.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 93)
The Thug hits you!
You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 45 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>Attack Thug

I don’t know what you are attacking the Thug with.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 70)
The Thug hits you!
You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 40 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLASST

I don’t know what you are attacking the Thug with.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 100)
The Thug critically hits you!
You lose 15 Hit Points.
You have 25 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
You have 24 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLAST

You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 24)
You miss!
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 56)
The Thug hits you!
You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 19 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
You have 18 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>Go South

You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To
the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza.
There are two Police Officers here.
Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.
A Thug appears from the North.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 84)
The Thug hits you!
You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 13 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 12)
The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 65)
The Policeman hits the Thug.
The Policeman hits the Thug.
The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.
The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.
The Thug is defeated! (+0 experience points because the enemy was defeated by an NPC.)
You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
You have 12 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
Mr. Awesome Guy laughs at you!
Mr. Awesome Guy whispers, “should have teamed up!”


Part 2

April2009-02.jpg

>Bandage

Who are you trying to Bandage?
You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
You have 11 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>Bandage Self

I don’t see Self anywhere around.
You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.
You have 10 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
The BLEEDING WORSENS!

>Bandage myself

I don’t see myself anywhere around.
You are BLEEDING profusely. You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 5 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>Bandage me

You attempt to bandage yourself.
You don’t have any bandages!
You are BLEEDING profusely. You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 0 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
You have been defeated!
You can go to the Hospital or wait for someone to revive you.
Mr. Awesome Guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.

>go hospital

An ambulance arrives at your location, you fall unconscious.
You awaken in the hospital in Atlas Park. Doctors have tended to your wounds and got you
back on your feet. There is a closet and a door in this room.

>Open closet

You open the closet

>Look closet

You see Horatio’s Power Armor, Horatio’s Energy Blast Gauntlet, Horatio’s Rocket Boots, and
Horatio’s Targeting Array.

>Get all in closet.

You get Horatio’s Power Armor.
You get Horatio’s Energy Blast Gauntlet.
You get Horatio’s Rocket Boots.
You get Horatio’s Targeting Array.

>Equip Armor

You put on Horatio’s Power Armor.

>Equip Gauntlet

You put on Horatio’s Energy Blast Gauntlet.

>Equip Boots

You put on Horatio’s Rocket Boots.

>Equip Targeting Array

You don’t have a Targeting.

>Equip Array

You can’t equip Array.

>Activate Array

I don’t know what you are trying to do.

>TURN ARRAY ON

You activate Horatio’s Targeting Array.


Part 3

April2009-03.jpg

>Go Door

You make your way through the hospital, to the exit. You sign yourself out.
You are on Bleaker Street. To the east is Renwald Avenue. To the west is Emmert Street.
The City Hospital is here.
An Information Terminal is here.
Dr. Morena is standing on the corner. He looks like he has a mission for you.
Also here is Capt. Faceplant and Almostbulletproof.

>Look Terminal

You see a sign on the terminal that reads “coming soon!”

>Talk to Dr. Morena

Dr. Morena tells you, “Thanks for coming to see me, Horatio. The clinic across the street
has been dealing with more and more thugs breaking in and stealing the drugs there. Can you
do me a favor and check and see if any thugs are over there right now, and arrest them if
you need to?” (Type Accept to accept the mission)

>Accept

I don’t know what you are trying to accept.

>Accept Mission

There is no mission to accept.

>Talk to Dr. Morena

Dr. Morena tells you, “Thanks for coming to see me, Horatio. The clinic across the street
has been dealing with more and more thugs breaking in and stealing the drugs there. Can you
do me a favor and check and see if any thugs are over there right now, and arrest them if
you need to?” (Type Accept to accept the mission)

>Accept Mission

You accept the mission.
You are on Bleaker Street. To the east is Renwald Avenue. To the west is Emmert Street.
Across the street is the Clinic.
The City Hospital is here.
An Information Terminal is here.
Dr. Morena is standing on the corner.

>Go Clinic

You are inside the Atlas Clinic. There are three Thugs here, stealing drugs. They don’t
immediately acknowledge you.

>Attack thug with energy blast

You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 100)
You Critically Hit!
You deal 50 points of damage to the Thug.
You have defeated the Thug (+10 experience points)
The Thug drops a Pistol, a Holster, a Wallet, and a Drugs.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 12)
The Thug misses you!
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 22)
The Thug misses you!

>Attack thug with energy blast

You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 56)
You hit!
You deal 25 points of damage to the Thug.

You have defeated the Thug (+10 experience points)
The Thug drops a Pistol, a Holster, a Wallet, and a Drugs.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 29)
The Thug misses you!

>Attack thug with energy blast

You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 77)
You hit!
You deal 25 points of damage to the Thug.
You have defeated the Thug (+10 experience points)
The Thug drops a Pistol, a Holster, a Wallet, and a Drugs.


Part 4

April2009-04.jpg

>Look

You are inside the Atlas Clinic.
On the ground is a Pistol, a Pistol, a Pistol, a Holster, a Holster, a Holster, a Wallet, a
Wallet, a Wallet, a Drugs, a Drugs, and a Drugs.

>Get Holster

Which Holster are you trying to get?

>Get first Holster

You pick up a Holster.

>Equip Holster

You equip the Holster.

>Get first pistol

You pick up a pistol.

>Put pistol in holster

You put the pistol into the holster on the floor.

>PUT PISTOL IN MY HOLSTER

You don’t have a pistol.

>GET PISTOL

Which pistol are you trying to get?

>GET FIRST PISTOL

You pick up a pistol.

>PUT PISTOL IN MY HOLSTER

You put the pistol into your holster.

>QUIT

Thank you for playing City of Heroes(R), Horatio.


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