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− | '''Canada Joe''' is an NPC in the Dockside neighborhood of [[Port Oakes]]. | + | == Overview == |
+ | '''Canada Joe''' is an NPC in the Dockside neighborhood of [[Port Oakes]]. He is not a contact, but an [[Easter Egg]] NPC created to gently mock stereotypical Canadian speech patterns and dress/habits. His coordinates are {{coords|-2329.6|7.0|1305.5}}. | ||
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+ | == Chatter == | ||
+ | When clicked, Canada Joe will respond with, "How's it goin', eh?" | ||
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+ | Additionally, he has random chatter: | ||
+ | * "My leg aches. Blasted, goldfish." | ||
+ | * "All of you, take off! This is my spot!" | ||
+ | * "It's aboot time for a trip to the pub." | ||
+ | * "I could go for some poutine right about now, eh?" | ||
+ | * "Take off, eh?" | ||
+ | * "Hoser." | ||
+ | * "Last time I went to the pub, the lineup was ten miles long." | ||
+ | * "I'm hungry for a chocolate bar. Does ANYONE have a chocolate bar?" | ||
+ | * "This isn't fishing. No ice? It's not real fishing." | ||
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+ | One specific random phrase lightly makes fun of the fact that he never moves from his spot: | ||
+ | * "Bah, how long have I been here? I never catch anything." | ||
[[Category:NPCs with unknown purpose]] | [[Category:NPCs with unknown purpose]] |
Latest revision as of 02:29, 24 August 2012
Overview
Canada Joe is an NPC in the Dockside neighborhood of Port Oakes. He is not a contact, but an Easter Egg NPC created to gently mock stereotypical Canadian speech patterns and dress/habits. His coordinates are (-2329.6, 7.0, 1305.5).
Chatter
When clicked, Canada Joe will respond with, "How's it goin', eh?"
Additionally, he has random chatter:
- "My leg aches. Blasted, goldfish."
- "All of you, take off! This is my spot!"
- "It's aboot time for a trip to the pub."
- "I could go for some poutine right about now, eh?"
- "Take off, eh?"
- "Hoser."
- "Last time I went to the pub, the lineup was ten miles long."
- "I'm hungry for a chocolate bar. Does ANYONE have a chocolate bar?"
- "This isn't fishing. No ice? It's not real fishing."
One specific random phrase lightly makes fun of the fact that he never moves from his spot:
- "Bah, how long have I been here? I never catch anything."