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==Welcome==
...to my first easter egg page.  I might make more in the future, but we'll see what ideas I'll come up with first...

===I Hated my old Global===
It's true.  I couldn't stand my global name in the least.  I chose it somewhere around Issue 10 thinking I was being terribly clever, but here's a list of reasons I changed it<br>(for a third time):

:#When I read it, it sounds like 'cock sander' in my head.
:#It was totally pompous.
:#It wasn't anything that resembled a name in any way.  If anything, it was a noun.
:#It's derived from a really obscure reference that I don't think anyone but myself understands.
:#I love change.  I'd had that global for long enough, and it was time for something new!
:#It didn't match my Paragon Wiki username.
:#I came up with something so much better.  And by better, I mean "Not All of the Above".