April Fools' Day/2009 transcription

Part 1

Welcome to City of Heroes(R), Horatio.

You last played on 4/1/87

You find yourself standing in Atlas Plaza, the statue of Atlas towers above you. There is a

plaque ar the base of the statue, and Miss Liberty stands on a platform north of the

statue.

To the south is Paragon City Hall. To the North is Atlas Drive. To the East is Emmert

Street. To the West is Dakan Ave.

Also here are Capt. Liberty, Ms. B. Haven, and The Luckster

>Go North

You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To

the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza

There are two Police Officers here.

Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.

Mr. Awesome Guy yells "Someone changed my name!"

Mr. Awesome Guy smiles at you.

Mr. Awesome Guy whispers to you, "Want to team up against some Thugs?"

>Whisper no

You whisper to Mr. Awesome Guy, "no"

>Go North

You find yourself in a park with a small lake in the middle of it. The park looks a tad run

down and unkept. To the South is Atlas Drive. To the North is a lake.

There is a Thug here.

>Ataack Thug

I don't know what you are trying to do

The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 93)

The Thug hits you!

You lose 5 Hit Points.

You have 45 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>Attack Thug

I don't know what you are attacking the Thug with.

The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 70)

The Thug hits you!

You lose 5 Hit Points.

You Have 40 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLASST

I don't know what you are attacking the Thug with.

The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 100)

The Thug critically hits you!

You lose 15 Hit Points.

You have 25 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.

You have 24 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>ATTACK THUG WITH ENERGY BLAST

You blast a bolt of blue energy at the Thug! (Rolls a 24)

You miss!

You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.

You have 28 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

>Go South

You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To

the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza

There are two Police Officers here.

Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.

A Thug appears from the North.

The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 84)

The Thug hits you!

You lose 5 Hit Points.

You have 13 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 12)

The Policeman shoots the Thug. (Rolls a 65)

The Policeman hits the Thug.

The Policeman hits the Thug.

The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.

The Thug takes 1000 points of damage.

The Thug is defeated! (+0 experience points because the enemy was defeated by an NPC.)

You are BLEEDING. You lose 1 Hit Point.

You have 12 of 50 Hit Points remaining.

Mr. Awesome Guy laughs at you!

Mr. Awesome Guy whispers, "should have teamed up!"

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